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Fuck spiders, all crawling around with their hairy legs and billion billion eyes. I don’t want to get any closer to them than I have to. But when one gets inside, encroaching on my castle, then it’s time for spider to get evicted. I realize that spiders have a crucial role to play in our ecosystem so I try not to kill them… but they’ve gotta get gone. That’s why I found this genius device, it’s based on whale baleen (the bristles they have instead of teeth) or something. But it works better than a glass or tissue and they rarely escape more pissed off than before and bent on revenge. Rarely.

My name is senior Arachnid. You killed my father, prepare to die.

$ (as of April 14, 2016, 12:10 am)22.37 (as of April 14, 2016, 12:10 am)



$ (as of April 14, 2016, 12:10 am)22.37 (as of April 14, 2016, 12:10 am)

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Product ID: 2412 SKU: Pix-05035321-fr-fr-1. Categories: , , .

The world’s friendliest, most innovative way to catch spiders! Easily removes spiders, butterflies, moths and crane flies without harming them
Large Spider Catcher
Catch and remove spiders without doing them any harm – and from a safe distance.
This kit comes with a plastic practice spider so you can get used to catching them even with your eyes shut!!

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