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Action Jesus!

Welcome brother! Rest assured thou art my brethren for I am one with thee as thou art with thine neighbor for we are all one, and the walrus.

Allow me to share with you the glorious resurrection and renewed faith in the toy industry that is: The Deluxe Jesus Action Figure *miracle edition. This holy product of China is ritually molded into the graven image of the son of god. This has no salacious “Kung Fu Grip” no spring loaded rockets or other such gimmicks of toys lower in favor with the Almighty.

Action Jesus comes fully equipped to win hearts and minds with loaves and fishes that he'll multiply until you choke on your wickedness and repent. If your heart is open and pure, his creepy glowing hands will lead you from the dark-side and turn the provided jug from ordinary water into wine (his own blood) then watch while you drink it.

With this toy in your collection you need fear neither demon nor Lego as you walk barefoot down the path of the righteous and into the embrace of Action Jesus. It can be all yours for only $49.99

$ (as of April 13, 2016, 10:06 pm)49.49 (as of April 13, 2016, 10:06 pm)



$ (as of April 13, 2016, 10:06 pm)49.49 (as of April 13, 2016, 10:06 pm)

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Product ID: 2373 SKU: 11537. Category: .

Jesus action figure with glow-in-the-dark hands, 5 loaves of bread, 2 fish, and jug of wine.
Feeds 5000 with 5 Loaves & 2 Fish!
Turns Water into Wine!
Glow-in-the-dark Hands

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